by Zev Shanken
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Still from Ang Lee's film of Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk. |
America is bad on health care because
Americans never get sick.
America favors the rich in taxes because
all Americans are rich.
Americans carry guns because
Americans shoot bad guys.
America isn't afraid of war because
Americans never die, and if they do,
they live forever in half-time shows�
well worth the sacrifice.
Prick an American, he will not bleed.
Prick him again, he re-invents Hollywood.